magmar3

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after tacos because you'll only end up with a wombat in your wenis." I never quite understood his advice until one Houseplant Appretiation Day, I was gardening with my best friend Missy Mcgooberson. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was mellifluous and spooky sounds came from deep within. Missy Mcgooberson saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!